Filed under: Steves Brain Matter
I see this ad every day at the train stops in Chicago.
"No child should ever die from preventable causes, like a lack of clean water, food or medicine. Every day 25,000 do. Help us make that number zero."
Well, I know the real meaning behind this ad which I have revealed for you this very instant below:
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Filed under: Steve Applies For Jobs
We are looking for 5-6 people to help evaluate apartment communities in the Chicago area. This involves calling the communities, visiting and touring an apartment and then filling out a survey. Each one pays $25. Must have reliable vehicle, be able to visit during business hours and have Microsoft Word. Please send resume if interested. Serious applicants only.
Filed under: Steves Brain Matter
The Quaker guy. Soulless and devoid of human emotion. Sort of like Dr. Manhattan, only the powers of the almighty Lord of Oats remains unknown. They have new advertising, and it is uncomfortable. Here’s the ad that makes you feel like human extinction is near:
Filed under: Steve Applies For Jobs
My name is A.J. Keller. I am the publisher and editor of Daddy’s Day. The magazine is a new publication for single, divorced, and stay- at-home dads alike. It is a new magazine for males that drive a “family car,” but still have the sports car in the garage. Currently, we are seeking your submissions. By submissions, I mean that we are looking for anything and everything that deals with one of the greatest jobs in the world, being a father. (more…)
Filed under: Letters of Correspondence
To: Me
From: Genocide-Pro Chase Bank
Subject: An important notice about insufficient funds in your Chase account (more…)
Filed under: Steve Applies For Jobs
TATTOO WANTED CAN YOU BE CREATIVE??
I kind of like heidi klums tattoo that she got on her arm that says seal but you can’t really tell. I am trying to come up with a cool tattoo that is similar that says KEVIN. If you can draw a pic and email it I am in….please mail picture of drawing and price, I have tried to design itmyself and can’t get something I like I need some ideas!!!!Thanks (more…)
Filed under: This Week In Wikipedia
Barnsley Town Hall is the local hang out of your favorite angry neighbors, old people, and Hank Hill, providing of course you live in Barnsley. Located in the UK’s South Yorkshire, the town got its name when everyone’s favorite drunk William McHoot was found passed out and missing pants by an officer of the law…OF THE LAW people. (more…)
Filed under: Steve Applies For Jobs
Mature, responsibile individual wanted for part-time keyholder position. Cosmetic sales experience highly desired, sales experience a plus. Hourly pay plus bonus, opportunity for advancement. Please email resume.
Filed under: This Week In Wikipedia
Do you kids know what Angola is? Probably not, but that’s why I do This Week In Wikipedia. Well Angola, simply put, is a country in Africa that no one who matters in the world has heard of. I’m sure there will be more to come.
