DoubleButterNipples

I’ve discovered I don’t have to write anything anymore because I discovered Good Housekeeping from 1906. Here’s just a little taste of whats to come.

"They came down a pile of jam sandwiches."

Can I explain it? Even when I read the article attached to it, no…no I can’t.  But I can guess. Apparently a middle eastern goblin is unsatisfied with the jam sandwiches provided to him by a Pilgrim and makes the grave mistake of tossing them on the floor in disrespect because the Pilgrim has a sword.

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