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Today it is June, arguably the worst month for holidays. With Memorial Day over and July 4th out of reach, all we have to look forward to is… (more…)

There’s really nothing else to say about this…well, there is. It makes sense. A LOT of sense. (more…)

For one, this book is really going to piss off our most annoying and hated of citizens, people who want to change the world for your 5 dollars a month(c’mon man, its like one cab ride you could skip). This may confuse some people as the working title for my book is Our World Solved, in which I plan on changing the world though specific plans and general common sense(as rare as voluntary abstinence-only teens these days it would seem). Some people may call me a hypocrite, but I have another word for it: patriot. (more…)



I’ve set out on a journey of complete selflessness. As the number one acting crusader of social justice, I am going to solve every global problem with very specific proposals because that’s what needs to be done to actually make a difference. You know what doesn’t make a difference? My five goddamn dollars a month. (more…)