Filed under: Letters of Correspondence
My landlord declared war on everyone in my apartment complex last month, and I must say, it is not a war he can win. How dare he accuse us of leaving bags of garbage in the stairway when its obvious that the cleaning crew is placing bags there to clean up for extra profit. Its a conspiracy. Some wars are fought with guns, nukes, even animals sometimes, but mine start(and usually finish) with a letter of correspondence. My most recent victory having two free extra shirts sent to me. When I taste victorious blood, I need more. So, Lord of the Land, let the blood wars begin: (more…)
Filed under: Letters of Correspondence
To: Me
From: Genocide-Pro Chase Bank
Subject: An important notice about insufficient funds in your Chase account (more…)
Filed under: Letters of Correspondence
An injustice is being performed right now and like I’ve said many times before, where the fuck is George Washington when you need him(especially when I’m trying to get a look alike to film Kill Bill Washington)? I ordered two shirts off of teesbox.com out of the UK, oppressors from our past. When did I order them? January 9th. In two days, it will be February 9th. So, after two attempts to get straight answers from the Redcoats across the sea, they didn’t respond so I was forced to send them a new letter:
