Filed under: Steves Brain Matter
You know, I hate getting bothered on the street, and what bothers me the most is its usually Greenpeace. People are getting hit by cars crossing the street prematurely to avoid a conversation with them. Therefore, they are doing more harm than good. I’ve talked about this before, but my five dollars a month will do nothing but put more of you guys on the street. Then, when I say I already pay them monthly, they call me a fucking liar! They want me to pay them to get called a liar in the street?! Well, my roommate Tim and I have a different solution. We started Greenhate, an organization to protest the protestors.
And, as always, it comes back to George Washington and something really badass that he did(and it involves Christmas and a river). ”Some people go out of their way to defend our rights to not care. George Fucking Washington crossed a river in the middle of winter on a piece of shit boat to kill people in their sleep on Christmas. Why? To defend an America where no one will be asked to help others on their way to buy a 12 dollar cup of coffee from starbucks. Some people might think of me as a hypocrite for protesting the protesters, but I have another word for it…patriot.”
I’m dedicated to take this scum off the street. They steal money from you and are worse than homeless goblins(because c’mon, he’s homeless AND a goblin…gotta give him at least a dollar).
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