The Truth Behind Unicef
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March 15, 2011, 1:10 AM
Filed under: Steves Brain Matter
Filed under: Steves Brain Matter
I see this ad every day at the train stops in Chicago.
"No child should ever die from preventable causes, like a lack of clean water, food or medicine. Every day 25,000 do. Help us make that number zero."
Well, I know the real meaning behind this ad which I have revealed for you this very instant below:
"No child should ever be kept from the truth that the world they live in is a lie, and that real living is wearing burlap sacks as clothing, eating cold oatmeal everyday, and fighting off robots that are way more intelligent than us...Join me won't you?"
Take that…uh, United States Fund! Whatever the hell you guys do anyway. I will soon do this to all advertising, seeing as it is much more enjoyable than regular advertising.
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