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The Quaker Conspiracy
March 13, 2011, 11:35 PM
Filed under: Steves Brain Matter

The Quaker guy.  Soulless and devoid of human emotion.  Sort of like Dr. Manhattan, only the powers of the almighty Lord of Oats remains unknown.  They have new advertising, and it is uncomfortable.  Here’s the ad that makes you feel like human extinction is near:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?  Oatmeal fuels humans?  Oatmeal fuels only one thing and that’s diarrhea.  Upon passing one of these signs, my roommate Tim blurted out the most probable meaning:

He’s coming.

He’s coming.

He’s coming.

 


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This is the first thing that I found really funny today.!!

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